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Junkies of a Feather
06 May 2008, 22:07

A coworker wrote today that she, like your typical news junkie, has been following the Microsoft-Yahoo! story. The coverage has been downright rigorous and she's had many new points of view to cogitate over every day. There's been a lot to read, anyway.

However, she says, today she stopped to think and it occurred to her that she doesn't care. Whether Yahoo! caves or not, whether Microsoft withdrew its bid solely to destroy Yahoo!'s stock price before returning to the table with what will seem like such a generous offer, whether Jerry Yang and Steve Ballmer get together Friday nights to duct tape hungry beavers to each other's nipples and do the Man's Man Hokey Pokey—it doesn't effect her life and she just doesn't care. She doesn't even like computers, anyway.

The troops backed off the line, for now, anyway, game's done for today, and she feels the same way as she did when Brad and Jen split up. In other words, indifferent.

And it occurred to me that her hounding the MicroHoo story is, in effect, the same thing as millions of Us and People subscribers hounding the Pitt-Aniston split: mindless media consumption. Exalting the irrelevant. No different. Either way, it's a paycheck for the ad men.

I don't read the news as much as I should, probably, but what I read, I care about. I care that customs officials can demand to search your laptop at the border. I care that Homer Simpson earned a spot next to the Cerne-Abbas Giant. I care that a giant Lego man washed up on a Dutch beach, and that there's no explanation.

A giant Lego man washed up on a Dutch beach and there's no explanation. I love life.

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